I love reading the wall posts on Facebook event pages. Every single post is just someone saying they can’t make the event because they’re doing something better.

“Oh sorry I can’t make your birthday party, I’m going to be in Las Vegas partying with Puff Daddy.”

“Would love to make your baby shower, but ack! I have a civilian space flight trip to attend.”

Here’s another observation for you, Daniel. If you have any friends on Facebook who are younger (my brother’s age: 19) you’ll see a lot of groups like “Debra-Ditzy lost her mobile, needs your digits!”

Earth to Debra: your friend’s Facebook profile lists their mobile #. So drop the popularity contest, get off your lazy ass, and recover the numbers you lost yourself.