I propose that we all start using the Metric System for units and Celsius for temperature. Cars already have km/h markings, we drink from 2-litre bottles of soda and measure drugs and the nutritional content of food in grams. Converting to Celsius is as easy as pressing a button on my iPhone. The majority of the world, save a handful of countries, switched decades ago. Fuck the government, let’s just do this from the bottom up.

Who’s with me?

We’ve miles to go, but the common man must foot the burden as we inch towards this. We’ll use our righteous rod to pound our cause, until there is not an ounce of doubt that we’ll prevail!